Episodes

Thursday May 16, 2019
Episode 30: Interview with a Vampire
Thursday May 16, 2019
Thursday May 16, 2019
This week, Christian and Vito are joined by indie rock band Scorpiknox front man Gib Gormley to discuss the famous metal spoon in the outlet story (0:20), Christians love of staples (1:45) who smells the worst? (2:20), its hot in the kitchen (5:00), Country Music Love (06:15), Spanish names are sexy (06:45), Sleeping at the airport (10:20), Bros crying at movies (14:10), Chilling with military men(16:30), Live music do's and dont's (21:00), Scorpiknox live stories (24:00), karoke tales (29:55), AD BREAK (33:30), the origin of Scorpiknox(34:40), being a bad neighbor (37:00), dogs are gross (41:00), Vito's final fantasy corner (46:00), Christians Ghost Recon corner (47:30) Drinking well drinks (50:40), and tricking people with cheap alcohol (54:50). Enjoy!
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Monday May 13, 2019
Episode 29: Birth of the SHB
Monday May 13, 2019
Monday May 13, 2019
This week, the bois talk about whether or not Cinco de Mayo is a fake holiday(0:20), Local Beer of the Week: Fremont Summer Ale (1:15), animals are fun (3:00), tales from NFL training camp (4:30), Goodbye Doug Baldwin (06:11), Fantasy Football report (7:55), matching t-shirts are lame (9:00), Spikeball is for bros(11:55), is hackeysack? (13:11), Parking lot etiquette and bad drivers (14:15), The Pacific Ocean is really cold (15:30), Brian Bosworth, entrepreneur (19:30), AD BREAK (22:30), Adventures with an Air Mattress (23:00), The birth of the SHB (30:00), Corrections(33:20), We hear from the listeners: Tim Mahoney asks about the Sonic trailer (35:30), Detective Pikachu looks fun (37:45), Christian loves Ghost Recon Wildlands (40:40), Vito confuses some famous Marks (48:30), Joe is a Seattle stereotype (50:25) how to trick a bouncer (51:44), Is Ballard pretentious? (59:40), and some cool spots in Seattle(1:02:45). Enjoy!

Monday May 06, 2019
Episode 28: Boats & Goats
Monday May 06, 2019
Monday May 06, 2019
This week, the bois discus their greatest role model, Billy Madison (1:14), Christian and the Goonies go the abandoned asylum (03:13), fun times with fireworks (10:15), Joe as the Kool Aid Man (11:15), nuclear bombs are scary (13:20), are you afraid of the dark (14:15), Joe's nautical adventures (17:20), Messing with your siblings (24:45), flushing weird things down the toilet (27:00), AD BREAK (29:00), coyotes are dorks (30:20), do goats eat bamboo? (32:15), fruit grenades (34:45), Spider City (36:00), More Christian and the goonies adventures (37:00), dreams are weird (40:20), spiders are the worst (42:15), Joe's Obscure Game of the Week: Tales of Symphonia 2 (44:44), creepy pets (46:20), going barefoot in the city (51:10) and impressing Jamaicans with dabs (55:35). Enjoy!

Thursday May 02, 2019
Episode 27: Animal Facts
Thursday May 02, 2019
Thursday May 02, 2019
What's this?!??!?!?!?!?!??! A SECOND BEEFY BOIS THIS WEEK?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!? That's right knuckleheads, the bois had so many thoughts this week they couldn't be contained in a single episode, so you're getting TWO full sized episodes this week! On this one, the bois talk about Beer of the Week: Peaches for Me Peach IPA from Redhook Brewing (0:45), why summer beers are bad (2:22), share tales of Claude (4:20), the death of sober Christian (6:00) are Crash Bandicoot and John Cena the same person? (7:20), Christian loves R rated super hero movies (8:45), Video games vs. movies (9:30), the NFL draft (11:53), Who says a dog can't play football? (17:25), Christian's Huskies corner: NFL draft edition (21:20), Joe picks a new NFL team (24:00), Should rookie QBs play right away? (31:00), who we would take in a Westeros Fantasy Football draft(35:00), too many streaming services (40:00), reptiles as pets (42:35), Animals be crazy (46:40) AD BREAK(48:30), raccoon facts (49:00), dads are such dorks (51:00), is Claude a real person? (54:30), Vito's Final Fantasy Corner: An FFXIV retrospective (55:30), Joe's Obscure games of the week: Cuphead & Baba Is You (1:02:30), and finally we hear from the listeners (well, listener) in a new (and hopefully, recurring) segment LISTENER MAIL. This week, Tim Mahoney asks how is podcast formed? (1:06:30) followed up by Tim Mahoney asking about trends that have jumped the shark (1:12:30), then Tim Mahoney asks about our best and worst jobs (1:20:30), and finally, listener Tim Mahoney asks us about the best and worst parts about life in Seattle,WA (1:24:40). Enjoy!

Monday Apr 29, 2019
Episode 26: the Cabo Diablo
Monday Apr 29, 2019
Monday Apr 29, 2019
Christian returns to the show this week, where the bois talk about how we listen to podcasts(1:00), introduce the Cabo Diablo(1:30) talk NHL Playoffs (4:30), Beer of the week: Odins Gift Amber (5:25), our convention experiences (6:52), Endgame preview(10:02), out pre-show food report(12:15), more stories from the Cabo Diablo 14:00), Russell Wilson's contract (20:20), Vito's Final Fantasy corner: FFXIV FFXV crossover event (22:40), more thoughts on the NFC West(33:00), Farewell Gronkowski (34:30), who is now the best tight end? (35:00), then we hit up video game news, including the PS5 rumors (37:30), joker in Smash (39:45), pterry shows up for the first time (41:40), Joe ID's old games with almost no info (43:15), More on the NFL(47:40),We make fun of Washington State town names (53:25) and give our listeners some trivia (55:23), why is the turkey on the floor? (59:45), and the Cabo Diablo comes thundering back(1:00:30) talking about people asking for tips, seeing celebrities in the wild, and lizards wearing hats. Enjoy!

Monday Apr 22, 2019
Episode 25: Anime Club
Monday Apr 22, 2019
Monday Apr 22, 2019
With Christian off in Mexico, Joe and Vito are free to reach nerd level 9000 this week. Starting with Beers of the week: Avid Blackberry Cider and 10Barrel Crush Raspberry Sour (1:15), the bois talk anime streaming service CrunchyRoll(2:15), is anime creepy? (3:30), Joes adventures at the UMaine anime club (4:45), shows to make you an anime fan(5:50), Vito's Final Fantasy XIV corner: Treasure maps (10:15), dad joke of the week: Frog edition (13:30), getting back into games after a long break (18:15), Kingdom Hearts 2 (20:10), Game of thrones spoilers, theories, and ice javelin physics(22:00), Joe's sports segment (25:30), bonus dad joke of the week: Mushroom edition (28:00), Fire Emblem: 3 houses seems cool (28:35), FFXIV vs World of Warcraft (29:15) and we finish with a philosophical discussion: Just what are the beefy bois? (38:10) Enjoy!

Monday Apr 15, 2019
Episode 24: Wanna See A Dead Body?
Monday Apr 15, 2019
Monday Apr 15, 2019

Monday Apr 08, 2019
Episode 23: Take Back the T-Shirt
Monday Apr 08, 2019
Monday Apr 08, 2019

Monday Apr 01, 2019
Episode 22: Whats a Macklemore?
Monday Apr 01, 2019
Monday Apr 01, 2019

Monday Mar 18, 2019
Episode 21: The Keto Tito's Bandito
Monday Mar 18, 2019
Monday Mar 18, 2019
Happy St. Patrick's Day everybody! This week, the bois talk OH DERP of the week: Christian's fingury (0:45), beer of the week: Ecliptic Brewery Carina Peach Sour (2:05), someone actually #boughtTheirDogATShirt(5:00), Joe is FIRED UP about the Odell trade (6:03), other random NFL thoughts (12:10), a short break for some technical dogficulties(14:50), Turtle Rock is making a spritual successor to Left 4 Dead (17:00) No Man's Sky has a new update (20:15), Christian, aka the Keto Bandito, loves vodka sodas more than a sorority girl (21:30),Then we share some of our best drinking stories, including Vito at greenlake(24:15), Claude, the mythical beast (25:30), late night drunk snacking shame(28:45), mid morning taco-related shame (30:00), Super Swipe Sunday is dead, long live Super Swipe Sunday (33:40), Christian's mom throws epic house parties (35:20) Christian Sullivan: Irish Mexicano (38:20), screwing around in hotel rooms and airB&Bs (40:50), parkour HORSE and the birth of Scott Penny (43:15), the house party that destroyed the met market deli (44:00), tales from the greenlake apartment(45:00), the first time we got drunk and smoked weed(48:20), War Groove is a good video game (52:20) The Keto Tito's Bandito and the case of the pizza bag, the ornamental planter, and the agless Croissantwich (54:00), roommates acting weird (58:20), Meeting people on the internet (1:00:00), our online girlfriends (1:01:20), Vito teaches American history (1:05:00), we share our rules regarding karaoke(1:08:12), Christian loves folk songs (1:17:25), Christians band of the week: Gibs band name (1:19:45), and we finish off with Vito's Metal Minute(1:24:44). Enjoy!
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